7 Ways That Love Is Like Pizza

7 Ways That Love Is Like Pizza

Flickr / OakleyOriginals1. You Get All Excited When Waiting For The Pizza Delivery Guy “THE PIZZA’S COMING!” your friend yells. She just got off the phone with the pizza delivery service. You start to get all excited and irritated because you just want your goddamn pizza. Everyone can’t take their eyes off the door and…

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15 Creative Ways To Call In Sick The Day After Saint Patty’s Day

15 Creative Ways To Call In Sick The Day After Saint Patty’s Day

Shutterstock / KrekerFor most days out of the year, “I have the flu” is a safe go-to. If you’re planning on calling in sick after inhaling too many Irish Car bombs and a truck load of green beer, there are a couple of things you need to do to prevent your boss from sniffing out…

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